Where's my movie montage

So I went to Dave and Busters last Saturday Night and I have to say that I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would. I was worried that there would be nothing but newer games and the games that are all just bells and whistles where you have to pay an obscene amount of money just to fucking look at them you know. Anyways the prices were fair for the most part and the beer while a tad on the expensive side was not too bad but this one guy was hogging the Mrs. Pac-Man machine.

I will have to admit I did have a little problem with the morphing photo booth. My friend Melissa and myself tried getting a totally sweet picture of us as Tigers but we couldn't get it to work. We could have had some fucking Tiger morph pictures of us but instead we look exactly like we do in real life. I hadn't been that disappointed since they canceled Samantha Who.

Speaking of Melissa we played two games of air hockey and it was utter domination. Saying she kicked my ass would be the understatement of the year. It was probably fifty times worse than the Blitzkrieg man.

This got me thinking that if this were the movies the only way I would have been able to beat her would be if I had a totally killer montage scene. Some people might put their faith in a higher power or positive thinking or carbo loading but give me a song by Survivor and a carefully edited together montage of interrelated scenes and I could beat her in air hockey.

I would say for my money the greatest montage scene of all time would have to be Rocky 3 when Rocky starts slumming it up with Apollo Creed in L.A. It's got everything; an inspirational song, the main character improving by steady increments, slow motion, witnesses to the main characters awesome transformation from complete zero to hero, and homosexual undertones.



As far as I'm concerned no montage video before this matters and everyone after it can not compare to it. Rocky 4 had a montage video that all most ranks as high as the one from Rocky 3 but there is a lack of any homosexual undertones that I find most disappointing.



The last montage video that came close to even touching Rocky 3 would be from Stomp The Yard. I can not find any videos for it but it involves a bunch of dudes running up a hill at sunset with no shirts on. Instead watch the best Cat video ever. And hey bonus I guess you could count it as a montage video.



And if you really love montage videos then you should probably see the movie Wet Hot American Summer.



Of course this following video is a spoof of montage videos but it is worth a view.



So I guess what I need is someones help me film a sweet air hockey montage. It is the only way I can properly redeem myself after such a crushing defeat.