My goodness friends did I see the two lamest bumper stickers on a van today. Actually they weren't even bumper stickers since they were displayed on the rear windshield. Imagine how self important this asshole was that he had to display his car graffiti at my natural eye level.
They were both pro George W. Bush bumper stickers. The first one I read said "A Terroirst Attack has not happened in six years. Let's blame Bush." I mean jumping Jesus on a pogo stick how ass backwards can you get? This has to be the worst implementation of sarcasm I have ever read in my life. First of all you are conveying that it was George W. Bush's 9/11 happened. Good work genius. Way to have the lamest bumper sticker ever that has blamed George Bush for one of the worst acts of terrorism on American soil. The second bumper sticker read "Thanks George W. Bush for doing the toughest job for eight years." This is something you would say to a child who participated in Little League. Everyone gets a trophy. No thats not the way the President of the United States of America is supposed to work. We don't pat you on the back after your policies and actions in office have fucked over the free world.
Anyways I read a review for the new Transformers that is coming out this summer. I will say if it even the tiniest fraction better than the first one it will be the second worse flamming bag of dogshit movie ever released. I also read that some of the robots will be rapping. Uh. How about this for funny. The main characters mom accidentally eats weed while getting a tour around her kids college. Gee I bet that will be hilarious; maybe five times as funny as the movie How High. Don't read this next statement if you don't want spoilers: you are going to die a virgin.
I know people like watching big robots fighting each other and that really hot chick bending over in tight pants. The thing is that the action scenes are filmed incompetently with horrible editing and if you want to see the hot chick bending over in tight pants that let me try to explain to you how google works.
One thing in the review I read was that the U.S. military is now working with the good robots to help protact the world in case the evil robots decide to show up on this planet again for any unspecified reason. I found this interesting. Now I'm sure if this movie wasn't made for fourteen year old boys maybe you could made a half way interesting movie someone that needs more in a movie than a really big fucking gun to get some enjoyment out of it. What would foriegn countries think about us working with the robots? Would it alienate our allies around the world who are scarred about America becoming a dominate superpower? Hell make it an allegory to nuclear proliferation or living in a post 9/11 world. God knows Michael Bay loves wrapping his movies up in we love america patriotic nonesense. Fuck you can even have other armies teaming up with the bad robots for some reason because they feel threatened that America is becoming a superpower.
But no the evil robots are after some fucking key that will activate some doomsday machine and kill us all. Hey isn't that what happened in the first movie? Oh I forgot this movie will have more robots in it because hello toy sales.
I guess in conclusion all I am saying is I would rather be set on fire that watch this movie.
Til tomorrow friends.
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