I Got Married On Myspace.

Ok. I am watching television right now for a product called Extenze which has something to do with giving you a big boner. The guy on it is saying that he never cared about being bigger but doesn't mind better performance. I know this is a disservice to dangle this exciting product in front of you and not give you the phone number so you can order it but that is what google is for my friends. Get on it and then get on her guys.

I'm not trying to have a record for most useless blog posts in one day but while watching I think Total Recall there was a commercial for a new show called Married on Myspace. Uh.

Listen. I don't know what the show is about. It might be the greatest show of all time and when we are grandparents and the show is in its 80th season and whoever wins the show this year is on Larry King Jr.'s show celebrating their anniversary we can tell are grand kids I was there for the first season. I'm pretty sure this show will just rape the word quality.

I'm not the moral police and things like this don't create some sort fake outrage we see so often permeate our culture. I have no problem with really anything in popular culture offending my sensibilities. I am more easily offended by the laziness and lack of creativity coming from pop culture more so than anything else. But the more I think about this show the more I like it but not for the obvious reasons.

I am a big supporter of gay marriage. I don't know how long we have been a civilized country but I find it pretty fucking retarded that we are supposed to be living in a free society and if I wanted to marry a guy I couldn't. Just think about it. Why can't two people of the same sex get married and enjoy the benefits of what Miss California calls opposite sex marriage?

The biggest reason I hear about why same sex marriage will be fifty times worse then when Skynet declares Judgment Day and destroy all humans is because it will hurt the sanctity of marriage. Ok I don't know how you can can use the term sanctity with the overall numerous marriages there are in the world. It's kind of like how I thought it was stupid to have a graduation party for getting through high school since I had over five hundred other kids in my graduation class. Now that I think about it I guess the party is more about the parents who just want to show off that because of their parenting techniques their kid is not some drop out loser sucking dick for crack on the streets.

Anyways all you people who are against gay marriage because you are scarred your totally hetero marriage will be destroyed by two guy who met at Pet Shop Boys concert and just want to grow old together listening to Go West need to never mention this bullshit sanctity of marriage argument ever again if you don't condemn shows like I Got Married on My Space or Rock of Love or or The Bachelor. I guess all I'm asking for is a little consistency on the issue like how you consistently don't have sex with your spouse. Thanks.

Oh. And who the hell has myspace anymore?

Bye.