There's a ska band on my street

I'm gonna jump right in today and say why is it that the same people who were talking about bombing the hell out of Iran are now the ones saying how President Obama needs to do more for their democracy? Not too long ago if you were a conservative you were all for dropping the bomb and now all of a sudden you are concerned about the Iranian people. These are the same Iranian people that the bombs you wanted to make it rain on Iran probably would have killed. This just reeks of opportunism at its worst man.

I was in a conversation last night about the new Transformers movie. As those who have read some of my old post you would have probably realized that I am not going to see the new one that comes out in a week or so. Last night a person who was defending the movie asked why this was the case and I told him it was because I hated the first one. Seriously this dude was shocked by the reasoning. "You mean the only reason you are not going to see the sequel is because you didn't like the first one?"

Well yeah dude of course. I would think that would make perfect sense. I mean it stands to reason the second movie is going to be more of the same as the first one and just on a grander scale. The aspects that will be on a grander scale are probably the elements of the movie I hated from the first one. Its not like the movie is going to be radically different. Like in the sequel Shia Lebough (really I could care less about looking up the spelling of his name) character can't go out with Megan Fox unless he is able to score a date for Megatron.

In regards to Americans loving their half-assed ideas you can also peg us as being lazy. On the way to work this morning I cut a guy off even though I was signaling I needed to get in the lane he was in and he was speeding up. But yeah I cut him off. Instead of beeping he flashed his lights at me. What the fuck is that shit? First off all it was at about 6:40 am so the sun was basically up. I barely noticed it. And really is he that fucking lazy that he can't follow me to my place of work and beat me with his tire iron or at the very least beep his horn at me you know.

I love my Ipod don't get me wrong but the shuffle function is totally non-existent on it. It always plays the same songs. Do you know how many times Lenny Bruce will come on my Ipod when I have it on shuffle? Granted I know this is the equivalent of someone who just discovered the internet has porn and they have to complain that there is too much available. But please Ipod I need the shuffle function to actually work because your fucking wheel is probably the worst thing in the world. Yes worse than turkeys. All I'm saying is that turkey's have that weird thing on their neck.

I am trying to play some putt putt tonight but it looks like it might rain. If that happens I have a contingency plan and that is Chuck E Cheese. Either way its a win win situation.

Thats all for today. I'll be gone for a couple days. I am taking a business trip out west to attend a convention about transportation and green energy in the new economy.

Actually I'm not. I'll be in Las Vegas getting hammered. Bye.