Stand There Looking Stupid. Hey You're American

Its Saturday and its snowing! We are getting a good amount of accumulation so I would have to say that it disputes all this talk of global warming. To all my conservative friends you were right about the whole global warming thing being a hoax perpetrated by the liberal media so they can accomplish um, well I don't know what we were trying to accomplish in this regard so if you do know please tell me. Also Scream 2 is on TNT right now. They say that have less commercials but it seems there are about as many commercials as there are sex tapes with Pamela Anderson in them.

I went to Shoppers earlier in the day to purchase some groceries which was a terrible mistake. There were so many people there and it took me forever just to checkout. Usually I go through the self check out. Oh the self check out the glorious invention that is not only supposed to be quicker but is another way us humans have gone about eliminating any sort of human interaction. I for one love it!

But sometimes the self checkout lane is a horrid shit show because unfortunately you have to take into account that most people alive today are pretty fucking retarded. I don't mean to be constantly harping on the negatives I see in the human race but some people should not be in the self checkout lanes. I don't understand how you can get confused in the self checkout lane when the damn machine walks you through the whole process. I am sure you have seen someone at the self checkout lane just standing there starring at the machine with an emotionless expression unable to fathom why they are not able to finish the transaction. Sign your fucking name people that's all you have to do.

Whats even worse then this is the people who insists on using the self checkout lanes with their shopping carts full of their food they will be eating for three weeks. People of America I want to inform you that the self check out lanes are supposed to be an express type thing. Trying to purchase three hundred dollars worth of food and getting it to fit in the limited bag space at the end of the machine is like trying to jam an elephant into an elevator. It just won't work and you just look really fucking goofy.