Lets Go For A Walk

I'm sorry. I know a couple days ago I promised to write a long and compelling diatribe on why Pat Robertson is a vile vermin motherfucking douche but I got preoccupied by watching Battlestar Galactica and drinking enough alcohol to forget major parts of the night and sexxing it up. That's right brothers and sisters at arms I have been out living life and the Mango has suffered from it (Is it cool to call this the Mango)? I know its not the first time I promised to knock that fucking phony smug fuck Pat Robertson down a couple pegs and right now and it probably looks like I have a petty vindictive grudge against him because he stole what should have been my rightful crown of homecoming king or he fucked my dog to death but I assure you there are many viable reasons to hate that senile old fucker that him fucking my dog to doggy heaven would be low on the top ten list of reasons why he is a horrible human.

Staying with the religious angle I would like to comment about last Friday afternoon where I got stuck in traffic in the District because it was the annual March For Life where a bunch people travel from all over the country and meet in D.C. because I guess its the heart of the nation where social policy is formed and implemented and march a mile or so together wearing color coordinated scarves and chant in cadence while carrying signs that either have a cute little slogan on it or an eight month fetus that was the ugly aftermath of a third trimester partial birth abortion.

Well good for them for marching I guess. I don't really have a real problem with a bunch of people who feel strongly about an issue wanting to get their message out. I mean wouldn't it be fucking hypocritical of me who has this very prestigious blog to knock people down a notch or two because they want to express their thoughts and feelings on an issue that is important to them?

Actually I was pissed because it took me forever to get out of the city on Friday. I think I have discussed this before but why is it that in this country if someone gets mad about something they make signs and go for a walk? It just seems so stupid to me. I don't care if its for making abortion illegal, ending the war or bringing Jericho back to television going for a walk is not a viable method to spur social change. But these people who do these walks or marches are self important assholes who think they are changing the world because they made a goofy fucking sign and burned a couple calories in the process. IF you want to spur social change you either have to overhaul our current system or actually get people into positions of power where they can actually implement these changes.

I mean look at it like this. How many politicians have actually said they were going to make abortion illegal. Or look at the promises Obama has made but has not kept because its really the same concept. People keep voting for and supporting these politicians who promise something but don't deliver because they got your vote and that's it. Look at all these Senators who showed up at the March for Life to get their picture taken so they get a couple more votes from the church going electorate and then go back to their office and work on their latest fundraising pitch to bleed more money out of whatever fucking special interest is trying to kill whatever regulatory bill is in the process of coming up for a vote in Congress.

Ok. Maybe just let me put it simpler to you pro-life people. HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING THIS MARCH FOR LIFE AND HOW MANY ABORTIONS HAVE STILL BEEN PERFORMED?

Now that we got that out of the way I just wanted to comment on a couple of things I noticed about the march. Granted I did not actually see every single person who was at the march but I think I saw enough to make a fair assessment on the basic demographics that were there.

The majority of the people marching either seemed to be older adults ranging age 45 or older or kids who seemed to be around 14 years old. I found it fascinating that there didn't seem to be a larger representation of people within those age groups present at the march. I think that most of the older people there were true believers but in regards to the younger kids, and let me state that at this point in their life I don't doubt their sincerity and beliefs in what they were marching for, but I would like to think these are kids that are still young and I think because of the lack of real life experiences they could end up changing their mind on this issue. But fuck man maybe a lot of those people in their twenties and thirties just couldn't get off of work since the March was held on a Friday.

But what pissed me off about the 14 year old kids was that you could tell most of them had never been in a big city before because I must have witnessed ten separate occasions where they would blissfully walk into the street to almost get hit by a car. The worst part about it is that they have a laugh about it like its so cute. Me I laugh at what I guess would be defined as irony if one of these kids got hit and killed by a car at the March For Life rally.

One last comment about this march and surprise its about something that pisses me off. I saw one old guy marching who had a large American flag he was waving around. This is what pisses me off the most and has been going on for some time. I think it got really bad in the last Presidential election where intellectuals like perpetual quitters Sarah Palin would go around the country to small towns that historically vote Republican and love the Confederate Flag and calling it the real American in relation to those elite democratic voting cities like New York who I guess by default would be part of this phony America who believes in global warming and other faggy progressive ideas. Forget the fact that this perceived real America is usually subsidized by the revenue brought in from the taxes of these more progressive states to help fund the dreams of real America which includes high school football games, apple pie and Larry The Cable Guy TV specials. Where was I again?

Oh yeah the dipshit carrying around the huge American flag which conveyed to me that he thought he was the real American and those who think differently from him are some small dicked fucking pussies that our actively cheering for the demise of what he perceives to be the American dream so faggy communist like me and our ilk can implement a one state progressive mandate where we force people into abortions and create some new world order with the United Nations and a cabal of Jewish bankers and force these real Americans to watch Nip Tuck or whatever the latest show that is an affront to God the Parents Resource Council is bitching about now but I guess the fact that he is marching on the side of right with the American Flag blowing in the breeze on his sabbatical to the unauthentic godless America to right all the wrongs with what is now a secular progressive society makes him a "real American." Sarah Palin and those who actively encourage this kind of thinking must be proud.