My New Years Resolution

My New Years Resolution was to write and blog more. After some deep and intense thought under the blazing sun while under the influence of peyote I decided that my New Year's Resolution would be to instead have no New Years Resolution.

I mean I have to say it is almost as ambitious as my New Year's Resolution which I batted .500 on last year. They were to check out my friends new townhouse in Woodbridge and to go to the BBQ place down the street from me. I did not make it to the BBQ place. Dagger.

But is there anything lamer than a New Year's Resolution? They are the worst you guys. Take a minute to stop and think how stupid they are in hindsight. Why do you need some arbitrary time frame to decide to make a decision that would supposedly improve your life. I say improve because nobody ever makes the New YEars Resolution to gain weight or take up smoking or preform a full frontal lobotomy do they? No you are just making some minor life decision that you will not follow through on and totally say fuck it after a couple weeks.

I also hate the people who complain about about how the previous year was horrible and maybe this will be the year where things look up for them. Because lets be serious your life is not going to get progressively better or worse because there happens to be a different number at the end of whatever year it is. But I degrees.

Yes but I am going to try and write more. Maybe there will be a series of shorter entries and a couple long ones here or there. I have a nice long post set up for that asshole Pat Robertson tomorrow that I hope I get up. Hopefully you will hear from me tomorrow.