Its Saturday and its snowing! We are getting a good amount of accumulation so I would have to say that it disputes all this talk of global warming. To all my conservative friends you were right about the whole global warming thing being a hoax perpetrated by the liberal media so they can accomplish um, well I don't know what we were trying to accomplish in this regard so if you do know please tell me. Also Scream 2 is on TNT right now. They say that have less commercials but it seems there are about as many commercials as there are sex tapes with Pamela Anderson in them.
I went to Shoppers earlier in the day to purchase some groceries which was a terrible mistake. There were so many people there and it took me forever just to checkout. Usually I go through the self check out. Oh the self check out the glorious invention that is not only supposed to be quicker but is another way us humans have gone about eliminating any sort of human interaction. I for one love it!
But sometimes the self checkout lane is a horrid shit show because unfortunately you have to take into account that most people alive today are pretty fucking retarded. I don't mean to be constantly harping on the negatives I see in the human race but some people should not be in the self checkout lanes. I don't understand how you can get confused in the self checkout lane when the damn machine walks you through the whole process. I am sure you have seen someone at the self checkout lane just standing there starring at the machine with an emotionless expression unable to fathom why they are not able to finish the transaction. Sign your fucking name people that's all you have to do.
Whats even worse then this is the people who insists on using the self checkout lanes with their shopping carts full of their food they will be eating for three weeks. People of America I want to inform you that the self check out lanes are supposed to be an express type thing. Trying to purchase three hundred dollars worth of food and getting it to fit in the limited bag space at the end of the machine is like trying to jam an elephant into an elevator. It just won't work and you just look really fucking goofy.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Lets Go For A Walk
I'm sorry. I know a couple days ago I promised to write a long and compelling diatribe on why Pat Robertson is a vile vermin motherfucking douche but I got preoccupied by watching Battlestar Galactica and drinking enough alcohol to forget major parts of the night and sexxing it up. That's right brothers and sisters at arms I have been out living life and the Mango has suffered from it (Is it cool to call this the Mango)? I know its not the first time I promised to knock that fucking phony smug fuck Pat Robertson down a couple pegs and right now and it probably looks like I have a petty vindictive grudge against him because he stole what should have been my rightful crown of homecoming king or he fucked my dog to death but I assure you there are many viable reasons to hate that senile old fucker that him fucking my dog to doggy heaven would be low on the top ten list of reasons why he is a horrible human.
Staying with the religious angle I would like to comment about last Friday afternoon where I got stuck in traffic in the District because it was the annual March For Life where a bunch people travel from all over the country and meet in D.C. because I guess its the heart of the nation where social policy is formed and implemented and march a mile or so together wearing color coordinated scarves and chant in cadence while carrying signs that either have a cute little slogan on it or an eight month fetus that was the ugly aftermath of a third trimester partial birth abortion.
Well good for them for marching I guess. I don't really have a real problem with a bunch of people who feel strongly about an issue wanting to get their message out. I mean wouldn't it be fucking hypocritical of me who has this very prestigious blog to knock people down a notch or two because they want to express their thoughts and feelings on an issue that is important to them?
Actually I was pissed because it took me forever to get out of the city on Friday. I think I have discussed this before but why is it that in this country if someone gets mad about something they make signs and go for a walk? It just seems so stupid to me. I don't care if its for making abortion illegal, ending the war or bringing Jericho back to television going for a walk is not a viable method to spur social change. But these people who do these walks or marches are self important assholes who think they are changing the world because they made a goofy fucking sign and burned a couple calories in the process. IF you want to spur social change you either have to overhaul our current system or actually get people into positions of power where they can actually implement these changes.
I mean look at it like this. How many politicians have actually said they were going to make abortion illegal. Or look at the promises Obama has made but has not kept because its really the same concept. People keep voting for and supporting these politicians who promise something but don't deliver because they got your vote and that's it. Look at all these Senators who showed up at the March for Life to get their picture taken so they get a couple more votes from the church going electorate and then go back to their office and work on their latest fundraising pitch to bleed more money out of whatever fucking special interest is trying to kill whatever regulatory bill is in the process of coming up for a vote in Congress.
Ok. Maybe just let me put it simpler to you pro-life people. HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING THIS MARCH FOR LIFE AND HOW MANY ABORTIONS HAVE STILL BEEN PERFORMED?
Now that we got that out of the way I just wanted to comment on a couple of things I noticed about the march. Granted I did not actually see every single person who was at the march but I think I saw enough to make a fair assessment on the basic demographics that were there.
The majority of the people marching either seemed to be older adults ranging age 45 or older or kids who seemed to be around 14 years old. I found it fascinating that there didn't seem to be a larger representation of people within those age groups present at the march. I think that most of the older people there were true believers but in regards to the younger kids, and let me state that at this point in their life I don't doubt their sincerity and beliefs in what they were marching for, but I would like to think these are kids that are still young and I think because of the lack of real life experiences they could end up changing their mind on this issue. But fuck man maybe a lot of those people in their twenties and thirties just couldn't get off of work since the March was held on a Friday.
But what pissed me off about the 14 year old kids was that you could tell most of them had never been in a big city before because I must have witnessed ten separate occasions where they would blissfully walk into the street to almost get hit by a car. The worst part about it is that they have a laugh about it like its so cute. Me I laugh at what I guess would be defined as irony if one of these kids got hit and killed by a car at the March For Life rally.
One last comment about this march and surprise its about something that pisses me off. I saw one old guy marching who had a large American flag he was waving around. This is what pisses me off the most and has been going on for some time. I think it got really bad in the last Presidential election where intellectuals like perpetual quitters Sarah Palin would go around the country to small towns that historically vote Republican and love the Confederate Flag and calling it the real American in relation to those elite democratic voting cities like New York who I guess by default would be part of this phony America who believes in global warming and other faggy progressive ideas. Forget the fact that this perceived real America is usually subsidized by the revenue brought in from the taxes of these more progressive states to help fund the dreams of real America which includes high school football games, apple pie and Larry The Cable Guy TV specials. Where was I again?
Oh yeah the dipshit carrying around the huge American flag which conveyed to me that he thought he was the real American and those who think differently from him are some small dicked fucking pussies that our actively cheering for the demise of what he perceives to be the American dream so faggy communist like me and our ilk can implement a one state progressive mandate where we force people into abortions and create some new world order with the United Nations and a cabal of Jewish bankers and force these real Americans to watch Nip Tuck or whatever the latest show that is an affront to God the Parents Resource Council is bitching about now but I guess the fact that he is marching on the side of right with the American Flag blowing in the breeze on his sabbatical to the unauthentic godless America to right all the wrongs with what is now a secular progressive society makes him a "real American." Sarah Palin and those who actively encourage this kind of thinking must be proud.
Staying with the religious angle I would like to comment about last Friday afternoon where I got stuck in traffic in the District because it was the annual March For Life where a bunch people travel from all over the country and meet in D.C. because I guess its the heart of the nation where social policy is formed and implemented and march a mile or so together wearing color coordinated scarves and chant in cadence while carrying signs that either have a cute little slogan on it or an eight month fetus that was the ugly aftermath of a third trimester partial birth abortion.
Well good for them for marching I guess. I don't really have a real problem with a bunch of people who feel strongly about an issue wanting to get their message out. I mean wouldn't it be fucking hypocritical of me who has this very prestigious blog to knock people down a notch or two because they want to express their thoughts and feelings on an issue that is important to them?
Actually I was pissed because it took me forever to get out of the city on Friday. I think I have discussed this before but why is it that in this country if someone gets mad about something they make signs and go for a walk? It just seems so stupid to me. I don't care if its for making abortion illegal, ending the war or bringing Jericho back to television going for a walk is not a viable method to spur social change. But these people who do these walks or marches are self important assholes who think they are changing the world because they made a goofy fucking sign and burned a couple calories in the process. IF you want to spur social change you either have to overhaul our current system or actually get people into positions of power where they can actually implement these changes.
I mean look at it like this. How many politicians have actually said they were going to make abortion illegal. Or look at the promises Obama has made but has not kept because its really the same concept. People keep voting for and supporting these politicians who promise something but don't deliver because they got your vote and that's it. Look at all these Senators who showed up at the March for Life to get their picture taken so they get a couple more votes from the church going electorate and then go back to their office and work on their latest fundraising pitch to bleed more money out of whatever fucking special interest is trying to kill whatever regulatory bill is in the process of coming up for a vote in Congress.
Ok. Maybe just let me put it simpler to you pro-life people. HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING THIS MARCH FOR LIFE AND HOW MANY ABORTIONS HAVE STILL BEEN PERFORMED?
Now that we got that out of the way I just wanted to comment on a couple of things I noticed about the march. Granted I did not actually see every single person who was at the march but I think I saw enough to make a fair assessment on the basic demographics that were there.
The majority of the people marching either seemed to be older adults ranging age 45 or older or kids who seemed to be around 14 years old. I found it fascinating that there didn't seem to be a larger representation of people within those age groups present at the march. I think that most of the older people there were true believers but in regards to the younger kids, and let me state that at this point in their life I don't doubt their sincerity and beliefs in what they were marching for, but I would like to think these are kids that are still young and I think because of the lack of real life experiences they could end up changing their mind on this issue. But fuck man maybe a lot of those people in their twenties and thirties just couldn't get off of work since the March was held on a Friday.
But what pissed me off about the 14 year old kids was that you could tell most of them had never been in a big city before because I must have witnessed ten separate occasions where they would blissfully walk into the street to almost get hit by a car. The worst part about it is that they have a laugh about it like its so cute. Me I laugh at what I guess would be defined as irony if one of these kids got hit and killed by a car at the March For Life rally.
One last comment about this march and surprise its about something that pisses me off. I saw one old guy marching who had a large American flag he was waving around. This is what pisses me off the most and has been going on for some time. I think it got really bad in the last Presidential election where intellectuals like perpetual quitters Sarah Palin would go around the country to small towns that historically vote Republican and love the Confederate Flag and calling it the real American in relation to those elite democratic voting cities like New York who I guess by default would be part of this phony America who believes in global warming and other faggy progressive ideas. Forget the fact that this perceived real America is usually subsidized by the revenue brought in from the taxes of these more progressive states to help fund the dreams of real America which includes high school football games, apple pie and Larry The Cable Guy TV specials. Where was I again?
Oh yeah the dipshit carrying around the huge American flag which conveyed to me that he thought he was the real American and those who think differently from him are some small dicked fucking pussies that our actively cheering for the demise of what he perceives to be the American dream so faggy communist like me and our ilk can implement a one state progressive mandate where we force people into abortions and create some new world order with the United Nations and a cabal of Jewish bankers and force these real Americans to watch Nip Tuck or whatever the latest show that is an affront to God the Parents Resource Council is bitching about now but I guess the fact that he is marching on the side of right with the American Flag blowing in the breeze on his sabbatical to the unauthentic godless America to right all the wrongs with what is now a secular progressive society makes him a "real American." Sarah Palin and those who actively encourage this kind of thinking must be proud.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
My New Years Resolution
My New Years Resolution was to write and blog more. After some deep and intense thought under the blazing sun while under the influence of peyote I decided that my New Year's Resolution would be to instead have no New Years Resolution.
I mean I have to say it is almost as ambitious as my New Year's Resolution which I batted .500 on last year. They were to check out my friends new townhouse in Woodbridge and to go to the BBQ place down the street from me. I did not make it to the BBQ place. Dagger.
But is there anything lamer than a New Year's Resolution? They are the worst you guys. Take a minute to stop and think how stupid they are in hindsight. Why do you need some arbitrary time frame to decide to make a decision that would supposedly improve your life. I say improve because nobody ever makes the New YEars Resolution to gain weight or take up smoking or preform a full frontal lobotomy do they? No you are just making some minor life decision that you will not follow through on and totally say fuck it after a couple weeks.
I also hate the people who complain about about how the previous year was horrible and maybe this will be the year where things look up for them. Because lets be serious your life is not going to get progressively better or worse because there happens to be a different number at the end of whatever year it is. But I degrees.
Yes but I am going to try and write more. Maybe there will be a series of shorter entries and a couple long ones here or there. I have a nice long post set up for that asshole Pat Robertson tomorrow that I hope I get up. Hopefully you will hear from me tomorrow.
I mean I have to say it is almost as ambitious as my New Year's Resolution which I batted .500 on last year. They were to check out my friends new townhouse in Woodbridge and to go to the BBQ place down the street from me. I did not make it to the BBQ place. Dagger.
But is there anything lamer than a New Year's Resolution? They are the worst you guys. Take a minute to stop and think how stupid they are in hindsight. Why do you need some arbitrary time frame to decide to make a decision that would supposedly improve your life. I say improve because nobody ever makes the New YEars Resolution to gain weight or take up smoking or preform a full frontal lobotomy do they? No you are just making some minor life decision that you will not follow through on and totally say fuck it after a couple weeks.
I also hate the people who complain about about how the previous year was horrible and maybe this will be the year where things look up for them. Because lets be serious your life is not going to get progressively better or worse because there happens to be a different number at the end of whatever year it is. But I degrees.
Yes but I am going to try and write more. Maybe there will be a series of shorter entries and a couple long ones here or there. I have a nice long post set up for that asshole Pat Robertson tomorrow that I hope I get up. Hopefully you will hear from me tomorrow.
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