I recently was forced to watch some show where some shaved head bozo drives around town and helps out single ladies and bored housewives tame their cats. Why these cats? Because these cats are out of control dawg! These cats claw and bite and sell drugs on the corner to your stupid kid and now he's addicted and he's going to drop out of school all because of this dumb cat! What a stupid show.
For one thing this bold headed guy carries around a guitar case. Dude doesn't even have a guitar. Either he just recently saw Desperado and thought it would be a good idea to emulate a movie that came out 300 years ago that nobody liked or he keeps all his cat whispering stuff in there. No guitar! I bet he couldn't play a chord to save his life!
The show is called My Cat From Hell. I just googled it. I wasn't even going to do that because this is a stupid show and I hate this show and I hate you if you watch this show and I feel dumb for even writing about it! But the guys name is Jackson Galaxy! Jackson Fucking Galaxy! I guess this guy decided after watching Toy Story 2 that this would be a cool name! No dice dawg!
But who cares about this show! All I got to say is get rid of the stupid cat. Are you terrified to live in your own house with an animal you care and provide for because kitty's get claws? Get rid of the fucker! Get it out of the house. Do not call Jackson Galaxy and his guitar case full of Axe Bodyspray. Like all cats, this one hates you even though you do nice things for it like record Girls for it on the TIVO and provide it food and water so it doesn't die (get a job slacker cat)!
Get rid of the cat. Do the responsble thing and take it to the the Cat Orphanage or Jackson Galaxy's house. Are you worried that society will unfairly judge you because you're getting rid of your pet. Well guess what! Society has already unfairly judged you. Because you are a cat person. And dogs are better!
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