Lately the world has been a cruel bitch goddess hasn't it. Things are really starting to look bad out there. It wasn't enough that we had to deal with massive unemployment, some sort of global recession and the scourge of marketing campaigns disguised as movies to sell toys to the kiddos but now we have city papers advertising Marion Barry can't get his dick sucked and then Superman and Batman getting arrested. Whats next my friends? Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Speaking of mass hysteria how about Michael Jackson dieing? You know what my thoughts are on the matter? None. I have no strong feelings about him dieing. I didn't care yesterday, I don't care today, and fifty years from now when Rolling Stone has some sort of issue commemorating the fifty year anniversary of his death I'll skip over that article because I still won't fucking care. So yeah I guess you could say I am indiferent to the whole affair. Does that make me cold hearted? Well I don't see you crying robot.
What does offend me about the whole thing is how they still call him the King of Pop (and when I say they its pretty much the white media). You know what though? Labels like that have a fucking shelf life man. When you haven't put out any good (or relevant) music in the last fifteen years you have to pass the crown to some other media created overrated pop star. I mean come on Jimmy Carter hasn't been president since what 1980? Do you still think he runs around calling himself President Carter. I know the media doesn't. (Former President Carter dude) Maybe for a couple weeks after that asshole Reagan got sworn he still went around introducing himself as President Carter to score some tail at parties but not anymore. Like I said shelf life baby.
Another sign of the Apocalypse for those whose brain is only present to provide them justification of having a skull was that the train wreck that is Sarah Palin quit being Governor of Alaska. Oh no I'm sorry she didn't quit because she said quitting would be staying in office. Yes she really fucking said that but come on this can't be the first time that you've asked yourself did she really fucking just say that.
One of the reasons she said she was quitting, horrendous basketball metaphors aside (wasn't that a massive fail? I mean talking about how a good point guard sees the whole court and passes if they have to. I guess it would be an apt metaphor if in game seven instead of making the winning shot Jordan said fuck it I'm gonna go play some poker) her reasons were were bullshit. She is mad that she has to spend all her time fighting all these ethics investigations and the amount of money involved in defending herself against these charges. So what Sarah people are just supposed to ignore you firing state troopers and spending 250,000 dollars on clothes and charging per Diem meals to the state when you are at your home? Then you said you didn't want to waste tax payers money (but you didn't want to take stimulus funds that would help your taxpayers) fighting these investigations even though the money is all ready budgeted to lawyers anyways. Jeeez!
The sad part about this is that her supporters love her even more. I mean how does this happen. Somebody who quits the governorship for no good reason besides she isn't as beloved as she used to be has her approval ratings go up? It always reminds me of the great show Arrested Development. The main characters son is going out with a girl that he does not really like. Every time the son brings her up the main character ask "her." Well you know what people. Every time I hear someone say she is as qualified as Obama to be president or she is the greatest I"ll just go "her?"
I can't find a video of Jason Bateman going "her." Will Arnette is always a good substitute.
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