Miss USA

The talk of the town now is this Mrs. U.S. competition that happened a weekend or two ago. I'm sure you heard about it since it deals with hot chicks and same sex marriage though the hot chicks are not actually the ones having the same sex.

My immediate thought was what is the difference between Mrs. America and Mrs U.S. Is Mrs America just the continental United States. A co-worker told me they are two different competitions where the Mrs. US winner goes on to compete in The Mrs. Universe competition. I am sure once we master interplanetary travel that the winner of Mrs. Universe will go on to compete in Mrs. Galaxy and so on. If you ask me nobody will be able to beat that blue chick in Jabba's palace.

The big controversy is that Perez Hilton asked one of the contestants what her thoughts on same sex marriage were. Hilarity ensues.



First things first Perez Hilton is an untalented hack who gained popularity because he knows enough HTML code to put pictures of celebrities on his website with pictures of penis on them. Why he is judging this pageant is a question I would like answered.

That being said Miss California is being bashed by Perez and other people who are for same sex marriage and they are angry at her. I guess Perez makes a good point saying that she is supposed to represent all of America and not just people who fuck people of the opposite sex. He apparently called her various names like "bitch" and "cunt". I guess that's bad. Even though Perez is a hack I must say that I agree with his sentiments.

Conservatives are up in arms and it is all the same bullshit. Fucking losers called the Sean Hannity Show saying this is typical liberal thing to do. Liberals can't debate points so they report to name calling. Those liberals are so intolerant of other viewpoints. It's funny how the conservatives who want to limit peoples personal freedoms and rights get all up in arms about tolerance.

Of course Miss California can say whatever she wants to say. I would even say it takes immense courage to actually say she is against same sex marriage while she is a participant in competition where all of the judges and most of the audience is gay. That being said I don't want any of these conservative crybabies who whine about how people complain about how we are such not a PC culture when they say something intolerant about any group of people who are not white Christians but get mad when anything bad is is said about them. I say if she wants to be close minded I should be able to call her close minded.

She also said that she believes in no same sex marriage because she was brought up that way by her parents. Do you think her dad sat her down one day and said "I always want you to make your bed. Always remember to look both ways when you cross the street. And remember to always deny equal rights to same sex couples."



This is another video where Miss California reacts to Perez calling her a cunt by saying she will pray for him. Just thought I would post it.

The reason I don't like Mrs. California is that I know she is most definitely not a lesbian but would probably still not fuck me. Oh and if you find that statement misogynistic remember I was not the person who was in a contest that judges people just based off of looks. Wait I think that word would be narcissistic.