Hello everyone. It's been a while! How have you been? Still watching The Office! Can't say I blame you. All right! Now that we got out of the way, we can get on to more pressing business!
Did you hear? I'm sure you did! Obama and the liberal media and Alec Baldwin and whoever else Fox News is telling you to hate right now (I bet they're not white) is hating up on Chick Fil A. Yes, I know, Alec Baldwin's daughter probably eats there, because she is a little piggy. but apparently it's a big thing now!
So now we have Chick Fil A Appreciation Day, or how I like to call it, The Reason Mike Huckabee is Fat Again Day! Going is a great way to show he hate homosexuals without coming out and saying it!
The worst part about all of this, besides the sodium intake is the conservatives who thought they really made a difference standing up fto some non-existant threat to the first amendment. Way to go you guys (gender exclusive on purpose)!!! Instead of standing with your fellow human beings, who just want equal fucking rights, you decided to throw your support behind some big corporation! That's like cheering for the people who were not James Caan in Rollerball! You're the worst!
Seacrest Out!